5 minutes with Beyonce

As of late we have been seeing interviews with celebrates that have been quite unoriginal and rather boring. I had the opportunity to sit down with a few of those popular celebrities and ask them a few colorful questions. Here they are:

My interview with Beyonce


So what's your favorite food?
My mom sticks her foot in some collard greens.

Oh I love collard greens but my stomach doesn't. Do they give you gas?
(Giggles) Sometimes.
Whose farts smell worse yours or your husbands?
Oh no... Hangs head and puts up hand, guilty mine are way worse.

Ever done the Dutch over?
(Still laughing) what's that?
You know, when you fart in bed, under the blankets and then pull the covers over their head.
(Laughing uncontrollably) Solange and I used to do that. I didn't know they had a name for it. When we were little Solange used to let out some crazy ones. I threw up once. She can even belch the letters of the alphabet. IN ONE BELCH. I don't know if she would have wanted me to say that.

How many pairs of shoes have you bought in the last month.
None, they are gifted to me. But I've gotten about 100 pairs in the last month. Tell you the truth, I wish someone would gift me some air force 1's or some air max, look what wearing these shoes has done to me feet. (Pulls off her Christian Louboutins's and I gasp, home girl dogs are barking) Jay won't even suck my toes. You know that's bad.

Okay put those away. What's your favorite movie?
You So Crazy
Makes sense
Why do you say that?
My sisters and I imagined that on one of your dates with jay you had a blockbuster night and you watched you so crazy thus resulting in Freekum Dress. Although after hearing your sister's account of her champagne chronic nights she probably turned you onto it.

Oh. No I actually caught that movie on tour many many many years ago and me, Kelly and Michelle were just cracking up. I would love to do a movie with Martin

Whoa whoa whoa
There are some (myself) including-actually I'm spearheading the campaign- who prefer that you just sing and perform, leaving the acting to the professionals. What do you say to that?

Well as long as they are giving me roles, I'm going to act. Besides they been giving roles to Tamala Jones for a long time so if she can do it, so can I.

Fair Enough

And who would look better than me as Wonder Woman

Jessica Alba


Let's be honest for a moment. How much of the songs you are credited for writing are actually written by you.

100 percent. You know if I add an ooh here and there I wrote it. So all of them.

So last question:
Which of Solange’s songs is your favorite?

Actually I haven’t listened to the entire album yet. I’ve been so busy talking to Sasha and making these videos for the deluxe edition that I haven’t had the opportunity to hear it yet.






*disclaimer: I think you should know that this is 100% created in my mind false. But just in case you really thought this was real, this sentence should tell you its not.