The sex taboo...or is it a compliment?

I intended on discussing Pot Lucks since it was around the holiday season, but since it is christmas eve i'm quite certain I am too late on that post since yuo have probably already attended a couple. I hope you avoided the potato salad.




I was watching The bucket list yesterday and ended up thinking about the heartbreak kid (don't ask me why but i did,) anyway it got me thinking about a topic that no one mentions, seems taboo. It is normal and common, for me at least (sometimes anyway). I've alluded to it >>>here<<<< .

Yes it is flatus vaginalis or as it is more commonly known, the QUEEF.

Wiki defines the queef as:

an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina that may occur during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated.

Now I don't know about queefing during stretching, somehow I think someone just passed gas and played it off but that's another topic and we won't get into that.

But honestly and be honest because this is a messy topic, when you queef or as young joc says "make the pussy bbop" are you not embarressed? I mean it still embaresses me when i do it. Granted both I and my partner know i'm not farting but it's still really difficult to get past and it can most definitely kill the mood. Seriously, imagine you're going at it, and you're getting it from the back and you move to switch positions and you let one rip. Of course its completely involuntary but it is really awkward. Do you just jump on top and continue? I think at the very least it's a good laugh but the sex part is killed.

Now even though its embarressing, can it not still be seen as a compliment? Like the next time you queef you turn to your partner and say with loving eyes, that's all you right there. Good job. That's Delilah's way of giving you a standing ovation. Encore, Encore! The longer the queef the better it was? the louder the queef the better it was?
Ladies how do you deal with this?
Now I know there are a few men that past through here so i want to know, how do you feel about this. Is this a stroke to your ego? are you disgusted?

Wiki goes even further. I remember being in Junior high school when someone told me you can die from Cunninligus or oral sex as it's called to us not latin speaking folks so i prolonged oral sex for as long as possible. I got it, I did not die. It was as Tony the Tiger said GRRREAT, (well as great as a first time can be) but i lived. Apparently there is some truth to the "urban legend"

"Air which is forced into the vagina, especially by blowing in order to cause vaginal flatulence during cunnilingus, can cause an air embolism. This is a potentially life-threatening condition for a woman and also for her child if she is pregnant at the time"

Seriously if you're blowing into the vagina then you need a refresher course, quick fast and in a hurry. Oral sex for women has been called many things, eating out simply becuase you're cleaning the plate, spitshine...well you get the picture but it has never been called a blow job. I thought that was some cruel method of getting children to prolong sexual activity. Nope not at all. Imagine the inexperienced guy who blows his girlfriend to death:
1. he'll never every have sex again.
2. imagine having to tell her parents how she died

on the other hand, it can be beneficial if a man wants to kill his wife and not get caught.

There was an even more gross condition but It was even too gross for me so I decided to not post it but if you're just that curious click here.

Who knew sex was this complex