Talking Shit

So I'm sure when you read my posts you're secretly hoping that I don't talk about bowel movements or bathroom conferences. Wait wait I am not going to talk about it today either but let me explain my apparent obsession with shit talking. (You missed those discussions? Find them here, here )
So mr. Bajan wonder and I were speaking and like the majority of men he is of the opinion that women should (I'm sorry I'm sitting on the train and the woman who sat down next to me smells like what I imagine an ogre would. But it really surprising, not because she's white but she's well put together. it honestly smells like she ironed a scratch and sniff onion applique on her shirt, pants, gloves and overcoat. My nose is stuffed up since I've still got the suds but that shit right therr. Damn. Anyway back to the story) and do not fart, belch or shit. Apparently mother nature didn't get that memo because we do. In fact... Even Beyonce takes a shit.
Now I don't condone women meeting the guy and upon their first date eating a t bone, washing that dine with pop (lol. I always thought it was funny when people said that) and then belching their ABC's. You probably won't get asked out again. Nor am I saying that it is ok to fart around your significant other in the first couple of months. And when you spend the night, shitting is not an option at first.
What I am saying is that we women do just about everything men do, in fact when I say mother nature didn't get the memo I really mean it. Apparently there is something in our chemistry that makes our worse AT TIMES.
I think there is a point of no return that you hit when you're in a committed relationship (this is not for jump offs what so ever. If you're only there for sex you should not display such behavior. You only job in life to to look, think, have and emit sex. Passing gas does not fit into this equation with the exception of the occupational hazard that is called a queef.)
Only the people in the relationship can set the timelines but at some point the woman is going to fart (don't even get me to start talking about child birth) The first time will be awkward but it is inevitable. I won't talk about shitting and even though I know belching happens I think its quite nasty but it all goes both ways. Men, you don't get to fart or funk up the bathrooms unsuspectingly and your girl is in there trying to look cute getting gas pangs or prarie dogging it. Absolutely not. Let it out

My sister recounts her story >>>>here<<< go ahead. Click on it.
If love is based on being yourself and acceptance than you guys have got to accept these natural occurences as well.
But for all of you who think we don't, I'll keep dispelling that myth.