That's Gay....or is it?

In high school there were these two guys that somehow ended up in one of jay-z's videos. They looked a little how you doing but no one really paid attention to that until this nasty rumor got started. Somehow it got around that these two guys were willing participants in some questionable activities. One was rumored to be bumping uglies with a transvestite while the other was rumored to have the habit of accepting felatio from men. Somehow this became the topic of one of my classes senior year. The teacher asked the guys to close their eyes and raise their hands if they'd accept fellatio from another guy. A few guys raised their hands. Now the question is are they gay?

I was recently reminded of this topic after visiting A day in the life After posting my comment I discussed it with a friend. While we pretty much agreed that any man who has anal penetration by another's man's penis is gay whether or not he is emotionally attached to the other guy is irrelavent. Butt sex is butt sex. For arguments sake I did state that perhaps the man is just kinky and likes anal penetration. In that case he wouldn't mind his girlfriend to strap on and mount up. If he would rather an actual penis he's gay. Period. So naturally we toss out hypotheticals and I say well there's gayish activities. What if a girl went down on me. Immediately I said that ish is gay but he stammered. I saw where he was going with this one. I rethought and said well technically it would just be oral sex and the giver would be gay just like if two males were engaged in oral sex, the one receiving is just horny while the one slobbing the penis is gay. He waivered. (There's something about picturing two males in mid fellatious accompanionment that makes even the most open minded straight man falter.) So I took it a step further. I said well if you and I went into a room and I blindfolded you and you started to get some good head are you gay? Of course not. While you're getting the good goods you say this is the best I've had in my life, damn girl u just don't know you doing to me, cue Jamie foxx damn, baby, baby, damn. What happens if when you take the blindfold off you see its a guy. Are you gay?
So he says no. I push the subject even further, he says the fact is he would not knowingly enjoy the professional by the dude, he enjoyed the pro because he thought it was a girl. Had he known it was a dude his dick would have been softer than warm poom. So i say so what you are saying is that you enjoyed his skills then. Lol I'm a bastard aint I? We concede by saying that you can’t be called gay if you are tricked into a gay encounter. Granted you’d have to kill everyone who witnessed the gay event but you aren’t gay simply because of it.

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