Oh Snap! Happy Holidays

This is a Funny Ass commerical. Hilarious and warm all at the same time. You gotta thank Yo Gabba Gabba for putting him back on the map





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Random thoughts...of or relating to being a mom

On Abortion
This whole healthcare debate seems eeerily similar to another debate that took place Years ago when the Declaration of Independence and Constitution was being ratified.. you know when several states they would not sign the documents if the wording used alluded to in any form the (probable) abolishment of Slavery....
well yeah this time, the issue is abortion.

My stance on the matter is this: your body, your business. I can't for the life of me understand why all these conservative men feel they should have a say on the matter. No one wants the public money being spent on abortions but you are the same people who complain about "welfare". One abortions is a helluva cheaper than 18 years of medicaid and food stamps. Anyway Last time I checked, You will never be pregnant so fuck off. While I think the matter should be broached with the father of the fetus, the ultimate say lies (and rightfully so) with the mother. (and honestly you all should have discussed this topic at some point before getting busy.)

On Motherhood:
Now I'm a mom, I love being a mom but I don't blame any woman who looks at her situation and decides she doesn't want this for her life (yeah i'm sure someone will say you shoulda kept your legs close... well i'm sure Sarah Plain teached the same sentiment to her daughter and we see how well that turned out.) Motherhood is more give than receive and single motherhood sucks big hairy balls. Shit is hard, there is no glorifying it. I live for my son's cuteness and smiles but being a mom is more than just enjoying the fun parts (that's being a babysitter of grandparent.) There is a big ass no backsies stamped on the ass of your child that the doctors wipes off when he slaps it. People say the day you are born you start to die, well then women hasten that pace each time they give birth (and when they marry) You are no longer that woman who used to party all the time, your friends don't even invite you out anymore.

On "babymama drama"
Again I despise the term babymama and hate the phrase babymomma drama. Shit is so demeaning. If a woman is acting a fool she's not being a baby mama or creating baby mama drama, she's being a bitch. simple as that. I think it was a woman who coined the phrase baby mama drama. It seems like women are so quick to label other women as crazy and deranged, not even taking into fact that the dumb ass monkey in the middle could be construing shit to make him look better. I once read on some blog somewhere where this woman was writing in to ask how she could get her husband's child support reduced because she is pregnant and they need more money for their household. She then continues her letter by saying her husband and one of his children's mother weren't even in a relationship, she was just some slut who had a one night stand. Not once did this trick talk about her shady ass husband who kept unloading his load into various women. Moral: There is no baby momma drama, either you've got a bitch on your hands and is doing what she does best, or you've got a good for nothing asshold in a Mansuit.

on a positive note I ordered the following for Kingston for Christmas,


he should have loads of fun

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Did you get offended when you 1st saw this?

I laughed one of those it was funny because it'so stereotypical that you get a very vivid image of the type of woman he is portraying here but i still laughed.....until I met my own acrylic nailed peter....

now sprinkle some gum popping in the mix and there you have it
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one aspect of my job required me to make phone calls. If I am calling you, it's because A) you're getting a check or B) you're about to have a warrant issued for your arrest. That's it. I figure both are important enough for you to want to speak with me. With that being said, here's one thing I've been coming across lately and wel my temper is starting to get the best of me. I'm trying to keep the demon on a leash but goodness.....


me: Hello may I speak to Mr. _______
female: whose this
me: my name is Kingsmomma, and I work with The FMDL. May I speak to Mr. ______
female: I don't think I know you
(I want to say heiffer I don't think I'm calling for you so it really doesn't matter if you know me or not)
me: well I assure you this is an important matter, may i speak with Mr.______
female: well what is it regarding
(deep sigh. I don't do interrogations well)
me: It a sensitive criminal matter which I am not at liberty to discuss.
female: well i'm his (insert wife, girlfriend, babymother here)
me: Is Mr. ____ available? If not I can call back at another time
female: well he's not going to come to the phone now or anytime cuz I don't know who you are. Click

EXHALE. Deeply

This woman just caused her (in)significant other to have a warrant placed for his arrest. Sad right

I know it may be alarming for some unknown woman to call your spouse, but when said woman identifies herself as a person on official duty, give up. He's probably not boinking the chick...Seriously men aren't that smart. They aren't going to go through the theatrics just for some tail. If they cheat, they're going to make sure the other woman doesn't call homebase, and if she does, she's not going to put on this elaborate charade, they will probably be calling to speak with you and let you know about "your" man.

Moral of the story?
Men: stop doing low down dirty shit to make your girl think you're cheating
women: grow up, not every woman wants your man

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not quite right

Being the Ultimate Shoe Connoisseur that I am, I dedicate some time each day to searching the web for that perfect shoe...Most times I am just Floored by what I find

I mean Look at these babies






But that is not what this Post is about....

Sometimes the shoe, even in all its splendid Glory, is not the focus of the picture...It's the foot......



Now I sorta kinda like those Jeffrey Campbells and I'm sure the girls foot is big b/c she's tall (tall people suffer that affliction) but Damn must her toes look like they are getting voted off the island? Her toes look like their walking the plank. Even if i thought the shoes were cute i'd probably not purchase them simply because of the picture. I would hate to be walking down the street and my toes end up getting acquainted with the ground. No thanks. Really they should have found another model...one with shorter digits....and no corns





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one word of advice...or rather 3

Cheaters Never Prosper
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Never No More

"I didn't sleep that night
I held my pillow tight
Now trust me when i say, you have been told
I'm telling you never to touch me no more
Never no more"

Those are the lyrics to Never No More by the late Aaliyah. I always felt that song should have allowed society to address the secret problem that plagued some relationships: Domestic Violence/ Relationship Abuse. I even thought with the whole Chris Brown Rihanna Situation, the media would use this as a learning opportunity, instead they chose to boost their ratings. The problem remains.

I've thought about posting this draft for sometime and didn't. The one thing Rihanna had right during her interview is that domestic violence is embarressing.

I once asked on Twitter: How many of you have been in an abusive relationship. Many of the people I followed answered: I have....

I think most people can say that they have been involved in an unhealthy relationship. For some reason we correlate that degree of unhealthiness with the extent of our love for the other person and vice versa. In reality, we are coping. We are denying the truth a path to our hearts and minds by covering the trails with emotion ridden pleas. "But he loves me, but he said he will never do it again" Love shouldn't have to be explained.

I remember telling people that I had once been slapped... each person I told said the same thing...it was your mouth wasn't it. I laughed it off because while they were in fact truthful, I still hadn't deserved it. I will admit that I would come to throw punches but that first time was completely unwarranted. Its that reason why I believe a man who hits a woman is like a dog who first tastes blood. It only takes that one time and that dog should be put down. Crossing that line that first time changes everything. Sure he's sorry and you see he's sorry but you now know he's capable of hitting you and your behavior changes because of it. He now has less reserve in the future and will probably hit you again. Because he can.


It is never OK to hit someone. A man shouldn't raise his hands to a woman but a woman shouldn't either. Love hurts but it doesn't leave physical bruises.








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