I was programmed to be this stubborn

I've never been one to really believe the hype behind astrology. Sure I'm obstinate, feisty and bull headed but does that have to do with me being a Taurus or is that the manifestation of the Napolean Complex. But then stumbled upon this:

and it was on point

• Venus is her ruler, so she knows all the arts of seduction without the aid of textbooks. check
• She is quite sentimental, and quickly becomes possessive. With her, the course of true love will not run smoothly. She is innately jealous. Ok Don't want to admit it but True
• She'll say exactly what is on her mind. She may end up breaking crockery over your head, just by way of emphasis. Guilty
• If you are linked with a Taurean woman, be prepared to give in-or get out. Again Guilty as Charged
• Scorned, she is a bad enemy. She will use any weapon at her command to get revenge. Yup
• She is practical, not idealistic. Exactly.
• The more she learns about men, the more particular she becomes about choosing lovers. She sets up guidelines, and if the man doesn't measure up, she won't let him get far. True Again
• Inside every lean Taurus female there is a fat one trying to get out. fucked up but true...
• Taurus female may look fragile and helpless, but she's not. She is always stubborn, and persistent. Yup
• The Taurus woman is a demanding lover. One way or another, you will deliver when you get her (or she finally takes you) to bed. She'll leave you breathless. After all, this is the arena where she functions best. Every encounter has the intensity of a corrida. Ahem... No comment
• Her skin is soft and glowing, a general asset of all Taurus women, and her low neckline reveals full breasts, for most Taurus women are curvaceous. *Looks down at these C/D's* yeah i guess that's true
• She is a good cook, a good bedmate, and can make a good wife, for she is extremely loyal and loving. However, a word of caution: She will never forgive infidelity. If you have a roving eye, don't take up with her. You'll regret it. Truer words have never been spoken
• She is the quintessential woman. Treat her like one Couldn't agree more

Here's where it took a turn for the worse

• But she can go to extremes. Taurus woman is torn between a tremendous sexual drive, and a need for security. Since the sexual need is great, it can turn her to nymphomania and/or prostitution. She must have her gratification. <---nawl Mane. Not even going down like that yo.
• The older she gets, the more she will let down in her physical appearance. In the beginning, there was a silk sheet on the bed. Now, what turns her on is a dirty blanket stretched over sand or a filthy floor. And she loves those work odors emanating from a man's body. Nah, not at all. wash tem balls please and thank you---MGMT
• Other hang-ups: Her need for oral gratification inevitably results in an enthusiasm for fellatio. let's skip this part Some Taurus women turn to lesbianism. Once she tries this form of gratification, however, she finds it difficult to break off. She will go from woman to woman, always looking for a sexier, more satisfactory partner. Not THIS Taurean woman...maybe the April Taurus?

 Now this is the Doozy. Utterly digusted was I to read the following:

• The Taurus woman is also subject to hang-ups such as coprophilia, an attraction to filth or dung. She handles the excrement or rubs it on her body. A fortunately small minority of Taurus women suffer from a strong urge to urinate on the male (scatophagy) as part of the sexual foreplay, and some even consider the drinking of urine as an aphrodisiac.

That entire last paragraph certainly does not describe this taurus woman. Homie don't play that. Nah uh nope, not even a little bit